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Realistically what should he have done in this situation?
the Indian men i've known did lots of cooking on their own, much moreso than helpless baby american men, but India is a big country so idk is this staged?
>>77309226Pajeet, nobody wants to touch you. Never will.
>>77309226its the most obviously staged shit of all time, what are you retarded?
>>77309057That baby definitely needs to work on his confidence.
>>77309057Kill the foid. Doesn't really matter the situation he is in, killing holes always improve things somehow
Does any anon know of a site like omegle? I wanna do 1 on 1 text chats with randos but I can't find a single good site and before you ask, yes, I am going to look for girls but that's just because I haven't talked to one in years and want to see if I scare them or not.
Port of Southampton edition.
>get job>do fuck all since i'm the new guy>start getting more responsibility but not more pay because office politics>update CV and talk about all the new skills and shite i've learned in my current role>get new job for a higher pay>repeat until you get a comfy high paying job>become the office dosser who does just enough to not get fired, but is also too slack to give more work to it's really that simple
>>77309336>be code monkey>tasked to do some bullshit augmentation no one else can be fucked touching>code it in your own made up terms>never write down any guide for what the fuck you just coded>now you cant be fired because youre the only guy on the planet who can understand what you made
>>77309336Literally me lad. Not going to boast and say it was quick and easy, took me about 9 years of grinding long hours before I got to a high paying WFH job, and now I can finally delegate all my work to others.
>>77309347even better strat that lad.
>>77303426The only girl who's shown interest in liking me is this one black girl at my wage job and gosh she looks so good i saw her in casual clothes she has a really big butt and beautiful hair and she's homeschooled so like I'm probably the only guy besides her brother she's seen in years. She told me she was 17 but turns 18 soon, I'm 20 sooo I don't think it would be too weird, I guess? Only problem is that I'm a flabby nerdy guy who listens to sonic music and uhh I have some stetch marks that make me insecure buuuut idk I've already lost 15.8kg in the past 8 months so that's alright i guess although I should be going at it in a faster pace but keep fucking up my OMAD fastsJust venting i suppose, I don't have anyone to talk to
I've noticed that I get extremely upset when others casually talk about their sexual experiences. Like very deep rage and insecurity and depression. I actually clench my jaw and get a pit in my stomach when I hear/read people talking about how they've had many, say that they have them, talk about their preferences in people. Especially when women do this.I can't be alone with feeling this, right?
I feel the same way. It's upsetting. Out of sight out of mind until they start bringing it up and then i want to kms
No it's just you. The rest of us who've had sex, seriously don't give a shit. Honestly, Im asking why the fuck are they talking about their sex life in front of me. Shits weird
Getting hit on by women twice my age at work (no they're not hot) is more psychologically damaging than being completely ignored by women
>>77309376that makes sense. you're gay.
>>77309384uhmmm... NOT TRUE
Skincare editionPrevious thread: >>77303573https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77303573/Rules: Ignore annoying moidsQUESTIONS:>Do you have a daily skincare routine? >What's your favorite skincare product?>Is there a product you've been wanting to try out? >Is there a product that many people swear by but didn't work for you?>What else do you avoid to keep your skin in good health?>What's your favorite scent for lotions?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77309223I've been wanting to try a different body mist and this is one of the ones that are available. I'll pick up the cherry blossoms next just to try something new. Thank you for mentioning it.
>>77309341it's a really calm yet potent scent I love it you're welcome nona
>>77309346Calm is something I really like. If you say it is, I'll definitely buy when my current bottle is almost out.
Any nonas use a safety razor? I've been wanting to try it, but I hear horror stories compared to regular razors. I like that they are cheaper and I can buy a pack of 100 razors for $15. But I heard that it's so easy to cut yourself, it doesn't get as smooth, and you'll have to shave more often. Then there's mention of getting razor burns more often.
>>77309378Why shave at all?
>goons in 2024: internet losers who masturbatewhat did the simulation mean by this?
>Not the heckin' el masturbatorinos! I only like the safe horny fr fr
>>77308748very interesting anon, what is your position on bustin?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
>>77308697the something awful forums are run by the cia niggers and lowtax killed himself due to being complicit in most of the psyops that destroyed the west
>>77309368it does seems like woke, SJWs, and troons all started on SA
this lady bathes horse cocks for a livingwashing horse dick smegma is a real jobhow do you feel about women who clean peen smeg
>>77309282she's fully focused with her eyes on the prize
Why would you have to clean a horse's cock for them? How do they do it in the wild? Walk in a river?
>>77309310yeah or they have sex
>>77305967>>77305978>>77306036>>77306069Get yourself a barnyard animal semen extracting tradwife.
>>77309358trad and pure
Honest Sexuality EditionPrevious thread: >>77303573https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77295939/Rules : Ignore annoying moidsQUESTIONS:>What were your best sexual/romantic experiences?>When was your earliest sexual experience?>Do you think a moid is capable of properly pleasing you?>How many hours a week do you sexually experiment?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77309168I'm not a nona, but no problem. I hate to see you ladies in a pickle... unless it's my pickle if you sniff my drift.
>>77307457You actually sound like a fucking CHINK bitch lmaoooo wtf
>>77308411>I'm a man, can I post here?Please don't but if you are going to anyway, be polite and sign your posts >t. male.>I'm a tranny, can I post here?Of course, we all are.Hahahaha OP is based for once
>>77308654Based sex-positive nona would cuddle with and let her teach me how to properly please my future nona gf
>>77309164>I'm not a namefag nona. made a mistake replyinghow many bodies do you have
I found some Hemlock would it be kino to eat it and die like Socrates?
Phoneposting verPreviously on /r9gay/>>77294711
>>77308763why did they make harry potter brown all british people are the exact same color
Pythagorean theorem just saved me while buying tamagoyaki pan
I just think it would be quite therapeutic to pummel someone for a bit.
>>77273984hello anon do you still want to hear my voice
https://voca.ro/19cQ6guipRwr wip
What is the verdict on chicks with unshaved armpits?
>>77305369Nasty, lazy, and masculine.
>>77308549There's absolutely nothing masculine about the girl in the OP.
>>77305369they make my chest feel funnyalso, who is picrel?
>>77308549just say youre a faggot and move on
>>77305369>What is the verdict on chicks with unshaved armpits?I never fucking notice if a girl doesn't shave her armpits. Pubes are an issue if the girl has a tendency to stink, if they chafe against my dick during sex, or if they're too long to clean my cum off easily after sex. Otherwise that's irrelevant too.I'd prefer less hairy legs but it's not really important.Forearm hair, though? That's gotta go if they're dark and furry.
why are so few mass shooters female?
Women have better control of their emotions, don't let anger get to their head as much, etc.
>>77306059Because they lack a set of balls
>>77306059bee the change you want to see in the world
>>77306095>>77307941Because when women feel vengeful and want to take their anger out on society they have multiple socially acceptable avenues to do so. They can abuse random men by shit talking them or putting them through hell. They can engage in these power games with other women. They can abuse their children by aborting them or influencing them through childhood to hate their dad or blame themselves. They don't direct their hatred 'inwards", the ways they dominate and kill are insidious and undetectable. Women have ruined the lives of so many more people than all these mass shooters combined, but because they didn't pull the trigger they don't get any of the blame.
>>77306721>by default guys turn it inward tooNot with me, everything is directed outwards for me. I am not taking any blame
