Movie adaptations you want right now
>>198673016He basically said it was shit when it started airing.
>>198666455The Camp of the Saints
>>198673370No, he said he enjoyed it and considered it "another turning of the wheel," which is just a spineless way of excusing Rafe Judkin's rape of the source material and staying in the good graces of people who might adapt his material. I hope the angel Moroni visits him tomorrow night and calls him a pussy.
>>198670984No he doesn't. It's embarrassing to read most of his stuff if you're over the age of 20. If you're below 20 carry on. It's on the same level as anime.
>>198670984Damn imagine thinking Sanderslop is less embarrassing than japanimation
Do you have gaps in your résumé, Mr. Lebowski?
>>198673245Security does depend on where you live. I do government security at a site that's behind a farm so nothing ever happens. The two biggest candidates for entry level stuff (in the US) are Chenega Corporation and Triple Canopy. Look them up in your area on indeed if you live in the states. >1m70, 5'6'' for the uneducatedMy friend who works here is 5'5" and 120 pounds. No tats either. He's a fucking skinny red neck with a mullet. Don't worry about your build. At most you'll have to pass a physical test but it's based on height, weight, and age.
>>198669561Elephant porn. BEC.
>>198668400I tried neeting during covid but i’ve always found sitting your whole time on front of a computer just consoooming pathetic. Who the fuck wants to waste their lives doing that? At least when i’m working i help other people and keep society running, and get money to spend on all kinds of nice stuff during my free time.
I don't have any social media. I wonder if this is a positive or a negative when jobhunting. They can't just look me up. I had my brother going through my resume, to 'modernize' it. He did some things with the layout and included a photo of me smiling. I've allowed it, even though I think it's retarded. If they're curious about my resume, they'll invite me. I'm not applying for 'Miss Universe', you know? It's skill based.
>>198672351lmao they'll do anything to limp the democrats over the finish line even fucking rig online job hunt engines fuck sake.
80's edition
Post 80s VHS schlock.
>>198672247it was average. now we wait for Sting to see who is the spider king.
posting sheer terror horror.let's see whomst has the skills.
>>198673310>mfw
>>198673341
>Classroom scene in American Highschool>16 year olds failing basic algebraIt can't be this bad can it? Surely things have improved since then
>>198673278>your children could be in the hands of a frogposterGrim
>>198673298Better a frogposter than an overweight enby landwhale with purple hair screaming about killing all white people to her classroom full of like 13 year olds that show up on social media every couple weeks
>>198673298
>>198673082Dialectics proved to be the law of the universe yet again, bitches.
>>198661163How do we reach those keedz?
Ayyy, aye glip a dem wee a floo na'em up in the SKRRT yaeeerrrd?!He aite an a do wut it uuuuu.YERP!https://youtube.com/watch?v=kWXeRztPbcQ
She made me dislike black people even more than i already did.
>>198672841lol whats this from I'm in a waikiki mcdonalds rn
>>198672570Iirc she got jailed irl for dealing heroin. They just straight up casted hoodrats, kek. Maybe to give them something to do, which can be seen as community service.
>>198672877The Wire and Apocalypto proved that acting is easy and you can get talent anywhere
https://youtu.be/YuGwUkWG53Qwhat is happening in baltimore
>advertise show as action packed spinoff starring beloved character>show is ACTUALLY about a neurotic Jew and his boring family who sit around discussing the Holocaust>central conflict is about said Jew competing in a bowling tournament and it ends with Knuckles accepting the Jewish faith>supposed main character relegated to the backgroundWhat the ACTUAL fuck. I can scarcely comprehend what I just watched.
>>198671240Mossad generated meme
Knuchles Edelstein
>>198659394Why couldn't they have been like curb your enthusiasm or seinfeld jew style(AT THE END, eh yeah it's no big deal knuckles you got chops be the guy or man or somethin).Jerry seinfeld and Garry Shandling are still alive and both contributed writing curb too(they like sega, jerry actually played sonic and knuckles with his kids and jason alexander)...
>>198671859Most jews are not even jews, they are descended from religious converts. Palestinians are closer to original ethnic jews than what you currently refer to as "jews".
Why does restaurant-based media always depict a state of constant chaos and misery? Is cooking really that hard? Or are they just trying to make their profession seem more respectable?
>>198670285lol.Never realised how many anons worked in the restaurant industry until this post.
>>198673259I want tweed suits. Burying a body and then having to kill the new guy who disked him up the next year. Stealing water and poisoning wells. Running a weed patch with a paranoid staff member hiding in it with a shotgun while the local school children take a tour. Arson. Local council meetings and a pint at the pub.
>>198673315yeah they're riled up for sure.
>>198673315Yep, they work very very low IQ jobs, they're all cryptogorillionnaires with zero savings, hate "leftists" and "degeneracy" but jerk off to trannies and BLACKED, love capeshit and videogames but will pretend good movies that you love are garbage because their favorite e-celeb didn't review them (yet).Most live with their parents and/or have never had consensual sex without paying.These are the people you talk to every day.>inb4 gigacope
>>198670285very based post my friend
Why were they so sniveling and cowardly?
I am a nazi
>>198673328>My history professor said Inglorious Bastards his favourite movie because theres nothing better for him than watching nazis die>My english teacher in high school said she loves Wolfenstein because it lets you kill nazis with machine guns in both hands and makes it so easy for youThey sound incredibly based.
>>198673374Based
>>198673374when did you transition?
>>198673404So was the Holocaust, assuming it happened (it didn't btw)
summer glau used to look a lot younger
>>198672343he's cool with her getting railed
>>198672043>summer glau used to look a lot youngerPerhaps because she used to be younger, you think?
>>198672231>>198672242The duality of man.
>>198672043more like autumn glau
>>198672174>guy just wants to take notice of something for a second>HE MUST NOT KNOW HOW TIIIIIME WORKSyou're worse than he is
This is what they took from you.
>>198672290it seems it's just a short:https://www.imdb.com/title/tt26629526/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_1_wris it available anywhere online?
>>198672459it's the same thing in italywe've had a murder rate of 3-3.5 during the 70s-90s and now it's constantly under 1 but it feels like people are getting whacked left and right
>>198672444I just wanna pretend everything is alright and screech at /pol/ for giving me a reality check
>>198672290I'm sure it's because of all the white racists.
>>198672432Probably that or didn't vote at all. Right wingers aren't tolerated in any artistic field anyway, this allows the lefties to say they are the only ones who are cultured.
Joseph "Carl Weathers" Kony has returned...
>>198673127You believe Libya was bombed to smithereens and plunged into a civil war that caused hundreds of thousand of deaths because Ghaddafi was a meanie and the good guys liberal club liberated the country from him? And now they're backing up some crackpot generals or other because they're virtuous and moral men in comparison? I guess they should thank former French Jewish president Sarkozy for their impromptu liberation.
>>198673321Not an answer whatsoever. What is your native third world language? I'll gladly translate my question for you to more easily understand.
>>198673321I don't think he is jewish
>>198673270And that is a good meme
>>198673342NATO didn't intervene in Libya in 2011 alongside France?>>198673376He's a supreme mutt who likes to play up whatever ancestry will provide him more political clout at any given moment?
>>198671568Of of the people Austin Butler is in your ugly list? Dude is attractive and ridiculously charismatic
>>198673379*of all
>>198671624Why she did this to herself?
>>198672864aww
>>198673157his costume suckedotherwise he was better than feyd rautha
Is Freya Allan (Ciri) the new Emma Watson?
>>198673230>>198673272She started smoking as a teen.
>>198672593white women one millisecond after their 20th birthday
>>198672915imagine the hairs on her fanny
starting to think there is actual truth to the zoomers are aging like shit meme
>>198673327Wow, she smokes cigarettes. What a badass.
Does she ever grow up and start pulling her weight?
>>198672959I remembered the show as mulder and scully, but on rewatch it's like the mulder show, with mulder having this slow-witted offsider/apprentice who's ngmi
>>198672995Wrong
>Hold on Mulder. Let me see if I understand this correctly; the written note left by Jenkins, a former aeronautical engineer whose last contract was with the department of defense and died mysteriously shortly after calling the FBI, which reads what could only be a map code for airbase locations around the country, but for which code there is no corresponding airbase in New Mexico as there's supposed to be, which we found untrue as there is an airbase that we uncovered after travelling there and sneaking past army blockades, and we also found that there is an undergound extension to it with weird crafts and biohazard marked facilities that were impossible to unlock, even with the help of some of the stuff...somehow proves aliens exist and our government knows about it?>Just entertain that thought for me Scully, will you? Just until the investigation is over.
>>198672959Reminder this show never named the jew
>>198673109He was right, she was wrong continually despite repeated evidence. >Oh it's next week now, guess I don't remember seeing the aliens from last week, Muldahr, please be rationfull!
It's fucking dogshitAll that production and not a single samurai fight.
>>198671083>It's fucking dogshit>All that production and not a single samurai fight.Wait..you serious? Not a single fight? You telling me they blew all the money on those ghost of playstation looking posters? Shiet
>>198673333All that happened in the bookDo you expect a xenophobic culture like Japan to treat foreigners well? If they did then you'd be bitching about thatObviously a white man is going to be humiliation ritual'd in Japan, it's not his country. If it was a nig getting free wives, titles, swords, fancy clothes, and prostitutes I bet you'd be raging
>>198671083How does it compare to Harakiri and picrel?
>>198673369>how does a low budget TV show from 2024 compare to two of the greatest samurai movies of all timeGreat question.
>>198671083I was gifted a nice copy of the book and the show is not inspiring me to power these 1000pages, anyone read it ?