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>>77248918fucking kek oridgenilly
>>77248855Im 30 and currently sleeping with a 21 yo, people think im a freak lmao. Idk if I could do any younger desu, gotta at least be able to get into a bar.
>>77241748>trying to figure out how to get into data analysis or cybersecurityThere's countless degrees and courses for data analysis. I've been told if I'm to progress I need to start getting certificates and collage associated courses completed.t. Data analyst by trade but basic admin bitch by employment recorded
>>77248505A lot of dentists suck. If you find a good one, stick with him until he retires, even if you have to fly>>77248918kek
>>77245810Fell off the wagon? Get your fat ass back on and lose that weight for a second time.
why do the people of r9k like to call themselves robots and argue who's a real robot or not? i just wanna be human
>>77249423>oh hey where'd you go? everything okay? it is a bit of my fault, should have been able to organise my time better.no where. and really don't feel bad about it. i don't expect you to change your schedule around me and it's all in the past anyway and you're back so that's good
>>77249358>Also shit I really need to go. Goodbye internet people till next time.didn't see this but good night anon! until next time>>77249423> :(don't worry you're here now and that's what matters :)>hahaha yep they call it down under for a reason. i have heard that the same temperature feels different around the world, so maybe there is something to your theory.i feel like it's something i heard from school or something when i was really young. it could be a false memory idk>i will! maybe incorporate it into the meditation routine somehowmeditation is great i'm glad you started doing that
>>77249423>who are you why are you so investedi'm not invested and i'm nobody to you. i just don't get the fake compliment. you two have plenty of nice things to say about each other that are genuine, so why resort to flattery?
>>77249433maybe i'm reading into things too much but you sound a bit upset. and no i am changing my schedule around you, it's too late for that not to happen.>>77249455 >don't worry you're here now and that's what matters :)i hope so>i feel like it's something i heard from school or something when i was really young. it could be a false memory idkidk much about how the weather works but it could be true. only one way to find out! (well, i could google it i suppose but where's the fun in that)>meditation is great i'm glad you started doing thatyeah idk if i've experienced the great benefits i've heard but it's nice to be alone with my thoughts for a bit everyday.>>77249475we've both made it clear (well i've interpreted the other girl as thinking this) that we don't think too highly of our looks, and it's just nice to hear someone compliment something you're insecure about. why don't you think something nice can be said just to be nice?
>>77249506right, so it's ritual politeness. Personally, I would feel manipulated if I received an undeserved compliment, even if it's well-intentioned. I'd like to know from others how they see me, not hear what they think i'd like to hear.
Board Game EditionPrevious thread : >>77242739https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77242739/Rules:Ignore annoying moidsQUESTIONS:>What Board games did you play as a kid?>Which were the most fun and which made someone the most upset when losing?>Any stories about someone being angry over losing?>If you could play board games with any 4 people who would it be? What game would it be?FAQ:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77249345god I love a man who can cookreply unrelated
I'm a twink but I'd thought I'd stop by and say hello
>>77249372Twinks are women, at least that's what I've been told
Am I beautiful (am I beautiful)As I tear you to pieces? (As I tear you to pieces?)Am I beautiful (am I beautiful)Even at my ugliest? You always sayYou're beautiful (am I beautiful)As you tear me to pieces? (As you tear me to pieces?)You are beautiful (you are beautiful)Even at your ugliest, I always sayYou're beautiful and sick like meIs it sick of meTo feed the animal in you?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
these biscuits will be good with butter, milk, and raspberry jelly.even at your ugliest, i always say you're beautiful, and sick like me
why havent any school shooters live streamed themselves doing it? most of them do it for fame so wouldnt that help them achieve it?
>>77249421See? You're not a nice person. You deserve to die.
>>77249428>i wanna shoot little kids but some guy on 4chan made me cranky so hes the worse personyoure a bad person, accept it
>>77249458I already knew that I was a bad person, but it's something that you should accept too if you tell people on the internet that they would "definitely shoot themself." That's not something that a nice person would say. They would mention Jesus or something.
>>77249470when did i say you should shoot yourself? im saying it sounds like something youd do, you want to hurt people but youre only strong enough to hurt children so obviously you have a weak mind
>>77249485You didn't say "should," you said "[would] definitely." But you did say it, and it wasn't nice.The thing is that your behavior of shaming doesn't do anything to de-radicalize anyone.I would obviously never harm innocent children. But if that weren't the case, you'd have done me no favors in convincing me not to kill children.In fact, behavior such as yours is exactly why school shooters exist. Because people like you hate and hate and hate and never love, which is the only way to solve the problem.
>masturbate>feel nothingthanks jews, very cool
>>77249495Post "it" if you can, freak
>>77249445>if im gonna masturbate might as well do it to something I enjoy the most
>>77249466>>77249482>>77249501It was futa/femboys/traps, okay. I keep relapsing. >>77249495This isn't me.
>>77249512Not even that bad. I jerk off to ponies and sonic porn pretty frequently.
>>77249445You should be ashamed of yourself, but I don't judge because what I look at is probably worse.
Go to a music festival this year
>>77247987Where do you find them? Is this just a German/Cali/NY thing?
>>77248481twatter and mostly by just going to the official con rave.
>>77248539Oh yeah, cons. I dunno if it's really classified as a furry con outside of the name but I'll be hitting dragoncon this year at least.
>>77248481You have one
>>77247676I have 0 money, 0 friends, and 0 social skills so It's not going to happen
>paid a random girl from tinder $100 to have sex with me 3 years ago >fuck her bareback because shes stupid >She contacted me saying she got pregnant and has a 2 year old kid>sends me pics of the kid, he looks exactly like my aunt so i think it probably is mine >tell her to fuck off and block her, she doesnt know my real name and doesnt know where i live so i dont think shell be able to sue for child supportIs this based or not? I thought my bloodline was going extinct but i guess i managed to reproduce now, but im kind of scared she will find me and sue since shes a trashy whore and i want nothing to do with her
>>77249457oh its a son nm, probably still true though
>>77249402anon creates a future dbdr subscriber
abandoning your child is cringe, no doubt. you are a bad person.
>>77249492i actually do want to have a kid since im already 29 and getting old, but i want to have it with a nice trad woman whom i like, not some random crack whore from tinder which is why i will never recognize this kid as my own
>blocking her>not getting a paternity testOP you are a dumb nigger
remains a virgin>prude, why dont women want sex with me?!has sex>whore, why is it so hard to find a virgin girl?!has a crush on an attractive man>women only want chad!has a crush on an unattractive man>women are so disgusting, they have no standards!
I want to sniff a girl's armpits.
>>77249480that's an AI cartoon drawing
>>77249488Sorry I dont have any armpits I've licked saved.
>>77249383>22 repliesoriginally speaking of course
>>77249324>what do moids even want at this point?we want a virgin girl who will lose her virginity to us. simple
hehehe, I'll live vicariously through my nephew from now on.
what's your weirdest sexual fantasy? a one that you can't even recognize where it may come from? for me it's having a cute man sitting on me while i'm holding him down, he really wants to pee but i'm not letting him go, then he's finally losing it and he pees his pants (and all over me), is obviously really humiliated by this whole event. his squirming face and embarrassment would be the main stimuli for me.
>>77249114I have posted this exact scenario on here but with a girl or femboy, I don't remember which. pretty cool
>>77249268I think you nailed it on the head. I think I like the desperation.
>>77249114>>77249129>>77249177>>77249255>>77249268>>77249286>aaaa it's going to come out~
>>77249296This made my body want to go to the bathoom, you people are dark wizards I swear.
>>77249114Giantess vore for me.
This woman in pic related will be your wife for an entire year.You have to have sex with her at least once a month.You will gain a million dollars if you can last a whole year with her.Would you do it?Bonus: If you have sex with her on a weekly basis, your pay is upgraded to 10 million dollars. If you somehow do the impossible and fuck her more than twice a week, you will get 30 million dollars.
this property exists
>>77249143If she has no stds or anything then yeah fuck it. A year is nothing.
put a bag on her head or do it in the dark. might even be a good
>>77249143>Live rent free for a year >Have sex daily>Get 30 million at the end of itYes i don't even care if she's an old hag i'm doing it
>>77249143is that popcorn in bed?
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>>77249152The main difference isn't the taste iirc. They're small and the rinds are very loose somehow, so they're easy to peel and eat.>>77249238Sleep well!
chipi chipi chapa chapadubi dubi daba dabaarmpits are about to make you cum cum cum
>"I can't find pizza..."Morning thread
>"Pizza doko?"I find it very amusing that on top of refusing to put a pizza into the pictures the ai as well gives her these sad-ish facesPizza denial
>>77249399armpit enjoyer?!?!>>77249453goa morningoapoor goa waited a whole night and still couldnt get her pizza
How to get back at a bitch in high school?Fucking whore became the head girl in 12th grade and no one can fathom that a mf in 12th grade would complain about others to the teacher but this dyke did. She made the teacher change the seating arrangement of a couple of students including the girl who was her competition in becoming the head girl even tho she doesnt talk a lot. Shes even in my fuckin bus and has made everyones life miserable. There has never been a bigger teachers whore in 12th grade
>>77249361Steal her shit
these are the best years of your life they should be spent drinking cough syrup not seething about some roastie
>>77249435Cameras everywhere >>77249441School Life was going fucking perfect, I and my friend sat together, this bitch just had to ruin it. We need to get back at her Anyway, elaborate on the cough syrup plej
>>77249465Don't listen to this druggie. Last thing you need to do at 18 yo is get involved with anything remotely drug related, in 2024.Especially if you are female, you are just gonna get raped while you're high or turn into a whore for drugs
