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feeling sad and lonely this saturday morning.. wotter u up to anon?
>>77287977its well known i like white guys! nice try FAKE tris
>>77287760Show your tits and ass.
>>77287990I like your hair, reminds me of weird al
>>77288033thank you!! ur so sweet anon!!>>77288031naur..
>>77288064>naur..Alright GTFO then slut. Enjoy your ban too btw.
Why do pornstar, sluts, whores, of hoes not want me? They're literally hoes but they never wanna fuck unless im some 6 figure pay pig. IM LITERALLY POOR AND A NEET, I HAVE NO FUCKING EXPERIENCE BESIDES WORKING A WEEK. HOW DO I GET FREE SEX? Also I'm not chad
>>77287465>Why do whores not want to fuck me unless I payAre you pretending to be retarded?
>>77287465just because you value them less doesn't mean others do>i believe sex is le bad and devalues people>why won't professional sex havers have sex with me for free abloobloo
>>77287484Are u dumb? Boobaa
>>77287511I don't devalue them, I just don't get why they don't abide to they're title of slut
>>77287524The same reason that incels still masturbate instead of being celibate
I want to clear something up about "dark triad" theory or whatever about women. Women like an ASSERTIVE MAN. Someone that SAYS WHAT HE WANTS. Not a baseless "bully." There is a light side to the pop sci propaganda. A person who stands up to it and isn't weak also wins. The "bully persona" is a massive risk. You will never win forever because there are always bigger fish. Enjoy folding over like a soft taco when you're figured out. BE YOURSELF.
>>77285076>Stop bending to arbitrary frames of morality that were recently createdShut your bitchass up. Assertive doesn't mean be an asshole, courage doesn't mean being a dick. You can be assertive and courageous without falling into the trap of being mean to everyone.
>>77286792yep every time. >NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO AGREE WITH ME 100% OF THE TIME OR YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
>>77286642Shit this should be an r9k sticky
>>77287414How do you totally miss the entire reason I'm posting? You believe in psychology after all. I'm offering an alternative to being a complete asshole/bully. You want to make excuses? That's not my problem. Wanna play the victim? Not my problem.
Meanwhile women when you dont treat them like shit..
Uncanny valley revulsion implies that humans evolved to avoid something that looked human, but wasn't.
>>77287749And what could it be?
why should i date and marry a man when im just going to be cleaning after him and our 3 kids and get cheated on for someone half my age no matter how many times i open my legs becoming a glorified bangmaid just sounds objectively terrible yet this lifestyle is constantly advertised to me because i was cursed with a vag
>>77288013>I can do that to you if you begg...BLUURRGGHHHH
>>77288023Come on a girl is giving you a chance, you should be begging harder than this
>>77284918>why should i date and marry a man when im just going to be cleaning after him and our 3 kids and get cheated onBecause you enjoy being with him/her and while you clean up after them and the 3 kids, they work full time to support you and the 3 kids?If you don't want to be the one taken care of in a relationship, then don't be. I know at least one relationship where the mother is the breadwinner and the father takes care of the children and does the housework; it's just not common because it makes more sense for the stronger man that'll never need maternal leave to be the one making the income.If the real issue is that you don't want 3 kids and a person around you, then fucking don't. No one's forcing you to do anything. If your parents are trying to, then leave and get an apartment or live out of a car for a while. In the end no one gives a half shit about any of us as long as you pay your taxes.
>>77288035>Come on a girl is giving you a chance, you should be begging harder than thisMake me a sandwich and dont eat it.
>>77288049Im going to make a sandwich on those cheeks of yours with my big strap on, then make you eat it
What's with all the influencers/youtubers who have recently come out against porn? I was watching some YT shorts, and all of a sudden, I got all these videos of these prudish "masculinity" grifter types (usually black) saying how evil and addictive porn is.What's behind it? Are the establishment turning against porn?
>Ooh Chadson, not in front of anonnn~
weird flex but ok.origg
>>77285778Do people really think there's something unusual about this? Like, is there anyone that doesn't touch their mom this way?
>>77287481>Tapping/grabbing mom's ass is normal
Port of Felixstowe edition
>>77288030Seems pretty grim to me as I am a shut in spacker, maybe not a bad idea though as youd get a little walk in on the way there and back.
>>77288018No lad its just you and 4-5 other people around a conveyor belt sorting the mail into trollies (like the ones you see bread delivered in but with a bag for the parcels) Most just chat shit with each other most of the time, some people preferred listening to music but it seemed rude to just be ignoring everyone, any foreign lads or lasses that didnt actively try and talk where just ignored the entire night (wasn't many that liked to talk to people, most kept to them selves)
https://youtu.be/wHGNvlPAC9U?t=222He have to go back to work in May90 sanction if he doesn't work for free in exchange for his benefits
>>77287676Sounds cozy tbf. Cant neglect your AIfu.
https://youtu.be/PiaCB6OlAxo?t=605feeding the ants so get in there, he love his animals are mark
Storytelling editionPrevious thread : >>77283168https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77283168/Rules : Ignore annoying moidsQUESTIONS:>What is a book you were required to read for school that you enjoyed?>Do you enjoy fanfiction? Whats the most bizarre fanfic have you come across?>Do you enjoy reading recreationally? What was the last thing you read?>Do you like writing and storytelling? What about roleplaying? What do you write?>Describe a scene (or give a quote) from a book or story that you still think back on oftenFAQ:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77288001>There isn't a specific psychological or emotional problem that incels experience.Except there is. Gaslighting doesnt work sweetheart but please keep talking like anyone believes the shit you cunts spout. Females no specific specific psychological or emotional problem. You're a protected species in this world.
>>77288001>Incels have no problemNext sentence>It literally just means that no women consider you attractive and that you are completely undesired by the opposite gender.You ok there roastie?
>>77287976 I see suifuel on female imageboards daily.They aren't like us. We are depressed and autistic but genuinely kind and appreciative, outside of the minority of freaks. They are all cold, cruel, and only attracted to cruelty. I was never in on woman bashing like my peers but seeing their perspective has only made me feel abandoned and enraged.
need nona to nona cuddles
>>77288053>I cant be the centre of attention on those boardsFTFY*>They aren't like usNot my problem. You're a female, go to the female sites.>but genuinely kind and appreciativeBUAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH. Also you>calls us moidsTTWWWOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRLOL!
https://voca.ro/1bgjNrHIuasZ
>>77286724 https://youtube.com/shorts/NiMBzpZF1nE
>>77287865https://voca.ro/1fHvH8sq1VWo
Any self-improobers here?Tell me why you mistakenly think that shit can be polished to be gold.
>>77287785I self-improve so I dont kill myself or go insane, not because I think Ill be happy one day
>>77287785he looks pretty chad to me desu
>want to be interacting with people>interact with people>be interacting with peoplei have sex sometimes, often more frequently than i masturbate because i fell out of that habit and can effortlessly go a couple months without
>>77287785The boredom of stagnation is why I self-improove. not for hope or peace that things can get better. not for a gf or whatever. just so I don't rot in the prison of my neurotic brain. doing things lulls the demon.
Anyone else sick of the anti-NEET astroturfing on this board?
You are weak and lazy and I probably mog you in nearly every way, especially looks and height.
>>77287917I've never been a NEET, even as the idea is ultimately appealing, it would not serve me to further my own dreams and goals.
a moid's most veritable nemesis is, in fact, another moid.
>>77287997ey fuck you man, i've been posting on 4chan since you were sucking on your mom's tits>>77288009i genuinely don't when this shit started and everyone believed there was actually some unironic gender war lol
>>77288025cease to be a gay ass nigger right this instant
>>77287905>Lol seething roastie so roasted shes making threads left right an centreLOL
>>77288039this lil' redneck posting his sissy on 4chan>drinking his moonshine
>>77288037i refuse, do your worst
