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Fembots why arent you built like this?
bring me your finest hog
>>76931417stick bug
I am short and gaining fat makes me chunky, plus it is a russian roulette: it either goes to boobs, thighs, hips or bellyI don't like having saggy tits like her and African genes gave me weird wide hipsGod I wish I was a tall skelly ana chan
>>76931651wew can u be my gf
>>76931417>t. swift
BR Standard Class 7 70013 Oliver Cromwell edition
>>76931557Doovde?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QBHukn8Qm8&pp=ygURZm9uZWphY2tlciBkb292ZGU%3D
>>76931544Best tits in the porn biz right now, lad?
>>76931404>>76931412Same. The binges must stop. A better life awaits.
He's got himself a new ipadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5auvEfRJZms
>>76931653iPhone!!! iPhone iPhone iPhonnnnnnnnnne!
how do i save him? i like him, but i don't want to be associated with that, why couldn't he just be into regular hentai, instead of the weird stuff too, i don't even understand the value from that, but apparently thosd artists' whole mini community thinks it's something worth fighting for and defending, and i'm like... um maybe ask yourself why you're drawing these things?
>>76931472mistress 'mous if I may, I believe you should watch the anime "Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru." Or "oregairu" as it's colloquially known.I believe it holds the key to your struggles with him.Might you consider picrel too.
>>76931190No, the bf more than anyone knows that to be bs. They teach you this 2 weeks into design class, humans lump together information and patterns into a psychological whole which means 2d representations are perceived as its closest 3d counterpart
>>76931626Art courses aren't aimed at very high IQ people. If access to loli made people molest kids, Japan would be the world leader in child abuse, but instead it's the sandniggers, in the first world, the countries with many imported sandniggers, who are likely not major consumers of 2D porn.
>>76931366Do you believe that those in a relationship are obligated to share absolutely everything about theirselves?If your oneitis had felt some degree of shame about his fetish for hyper proportioned furries, and never shared it with anyone, do you think he would be better or worse off?
>>76931639It's another story whether watching loli compels you to molest kids, what's true however is fapping to lolis is sensually perceived by the mind as fapping to the real thing
Would you rather be happy or sane?
>>76930188Whichever one results in me having sex.
>>76930188Neither. I would rather not exist. And no I don't consider the parasite called my survival instinct, nor any emotion I can not immediately shut off/turn on a true representation of me.
>>76931547That wouId be neither.
>>76931582Then I want to die.
>>76931613Why is copulating so important to you?
do guys like this exist anymore
>>76931657he looks cute>>76931659hey lol
>>76931638fuckin hell its literally me except my pajama pants are red
>>76931638Yeah I'm neeting and just watching old stuff for nostalgia sake. That wow wallpaper takes me back man
thats literally me rn hahahahahah I'm even wearing similar pants lmao, I look so much like the guy too. I'm a teenager too. Life is good rn
>>76931666what are you watching? you used to play classic wow?
brownskin>bronze>caramel>pristine>youthful>beautiful>sol superhuman racewh*Te skin..>either looks like cum or the skin of pigs>sunburn>skin cancer>ages faster>ugly>acne>disgusting
>>76931588Pale skin is a negative health indicator. Partially tanned skin is optimal. Skin darker than Samoan level is unattractive.
>>76931588>>acneacne is not exclusive to white people, it's pretty much universal unfortunately.I hate acne
>>76931601lmaowhat a germits good to be brown, bros
>>76931644You are probably making fun of a ftm and compare yourself with a girl on test lol
Are you going to make cope threads all day again? Obsessed freak
>there are men who carry their birth certificates with just so they can tell people they're not virginsWhy are men like this?
i am bored and want to talk to nice anons
>>76930579I had seen a bit of gore by that age but I simply clicked off if I didn't like what I was about to see, like the mexican guy getting chainsaw'd. Maybe this sounds soulless to people but I think it's the kids fault for choosing to look at horrific imagery. And I went to 4chan at 12 for 2014 /b/ and it didn't seem so bad. Then at 13 for /v/ during Gamergate and later /r9k/ and /tv/. I did post in those days but I also wasnt looking for attention because back then you were taught that you shouldnt reveal your irl stuff online, which I have followed almost to a T. I don't think smart people should get in trouble because of dumb people's fallings.
That gives me an interesting thought. Is the internet a less safe place for young people/kids now, or is the internet just reflecting how a lot of people are losing hope?
>>76930620That's fair. I stand by my point though. It's not the worst thing a kid can do, and objectively it's probably not that big of a deal, but it's dangerous and can have seriously negative effects on a kid.Idk, I just personally don't think kids should be on 4chan but kids will be kids and sometimes they just need to make their own mistakes and all you can do is hope they don't get hurt.
>>76930485It's just you eating a cookie? What is so great about it?
Sounds tiresome to maintain a public persona on a pervy honeypot anonymous imageboard. Puka(?), maybe look into more established forums with pseudonyms and a smaller scope, like ig DeviantArt and NewGrounds still (both have a whole social thing and a forum), it'll give you a a much easier-to-grok idea of Internet communities and how moderation and boundaries work on them.Online vidya can also do some of this but it's a narrower perspective bc you don't have much text or media you share that are persistent. YouTube is a bit of an outlier in that it's designed to be very light on the social aspect and easy to moderate heavily, though it's probably an interesting experience publish there.
You will never have a girlfriend! You will take the black pill! Your only hope is to become a fag or fuck a tranny! Take the black pill!Nothing but bait and spam threads today. So here's mine.This is literally bait but you will reply to it anyway eventhough I just told you that. Or maybe not, maybe you will respond to a different bait thread. Or you're already squabbling in a bait thread, bumbass (stupid) (you are stupid).
>>76927162saying all of that just proves the point, if you really think that your personality cant change then theres no future for you
>>76926456Oh look, another normalfag lecture telling us that we just need to pull ourselves up from the bootstraps. Very interesting and fun to read.
>>76929575You are aware that pictures and reality are different right? You probably aren't as bad as you think.
>>76926456This image is so fucking retarded, whoever made this should be castrated so as to not further reduce the average IQ. Even by the author's own admission:>Sure, good looking guys can get a quick fuckLiterally proves that if the guy wasn't "ugly", he could get a quick fuck and therefore wouldn't be an incel. It's not his personality, it's his looks. My god how fucking retarded do you have to be to type this shit out and post it online?>>76927120We all are anon, we all are. :).
>>76930848So I guess that means you have NO worthwhile personality?
Pre-Easter Bunnies edition.>Your mbti type>Did you ever recieve or give a chick or baby bunny for easter?>Are you anticipating or buying any Easter Eggs this year?>(Optional) Do you observe the rest of Holy week?Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is an introspective self-report questionnaire indicating differing psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions.>The reader should understand that these four criteria of types of human behavior are just four viewpoints among many others, like will power, temperament, imagination, memory, and so on. There is nothing dogmatic about them, but their basic nature recommends them as suitable criteria for a classification. -Carl Jung (embed)Learn the Basics:https://watchwordtest.com/typesAn introductory article:https://myersbriggs.org/my-mbti-personality-type/why-learn-type/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>76931574>Seems like a strange thing to raise for foodRabbits are the most efficient for of protein that you can raise on a small scale operation Even better than chickens
>>76931569Always face the Sun and you will not see the dawkness>>76931580Intredasting.. I should know this. Maybe I did at some point but dredging clearly needed. I feel like the way to factor and get that conclusion would not account for things I would but I dunno if I would then argue there is something >objectively better or just argue for my subjectivity Anyways, nite Duckdeacon. Nini TurbNighty thready
https://youtu.be/6eMxUAAonis?si=qY8nJZY5m3N3_j_S&t=972
I bet nobody here even remembers Robert
I don't think anyone ever cares about male reggies like actually cares they pay some lip service occasionally but no one cares for real
fuck whoresfuck faggotsand fuck trannysthey all can suck my dick
>>76931372one day youll regret being mean to me
do you think you can just mock me without due punishment? do you even know who the fuck i am? do you know what im capable of? im a very special person and your just an enemy in my way. i suggest you dont bother me further
>>76931521>exist is to be laughed atthat's not true, people shouldn't be mean to you I hope you have a nice day
i feel my destiny calling to me againthats why im here posting hereat this very point in timeat this very placeits all destinythe universe has been sending me signals again and i will be respondent to command. i need to work hard so i can win
>>76930175When are u gonna troon?
Why should I respect all females and not treat them like sex objects?
>>76930112Because I'm a self reliant man who respects himself by staying in shape, having high standards and morals and working hard to keep my businesses going.
>>76930094>>76930107Romania, and they will have pink pussies and nipples still
>>76930444Pink pussies and nipples but are their beliefs pinko? Aren't Romanians all commies?
>>76930011>10 slutty women>30,000 Perverted men watching>Women are the problem>LMAOYou can't even blame the women, it's free money. They don't even have to get naked or show anything and they get thousands of dollars in donations. Men are pathetic.
>>76930023>There's only fatties and skeletons>Healthy weight doesn't existWhy the fuck are you like this? Do you like clanking against bones? Do you imagine yourself fucking a man?
Is the purpose of women on this Earth for men's pleasure and procreation solely, or is there more to the intended existence of women?They're not angelic beings but get turned on by submission, power and sometimes even violence. They are literally born to be inserted into and lay there and take it while the man has his way. all women want to be dominated by men one way or another especially if they can have a say in how it works which is why rapeplay is such a common kink
>>76931597>i'm introverted, dating apps are weird, men lie a lot just to try and get pussy as fast as possible. there's always this weird dating game you have to play- feel like i get punished for caring too much too early, and get rewarded when i play games/seem distant and i really dislike that.what would your ideal guy be like?
>>76931597>lmfaoo i want to be a mom, and i am nurturing, but i definitely didn't always feel that way. some women genuinely aren't like that and don't want kidswhat if you found a guy that was errything you wanted and more but he didn't want kids?
>>76931597>>76931535What are the biggest red flags when dating men?
>>76931597I like your confidence and how you see clearly through bullshit
>>76930952>>76931606if i were to prioritize, it would be rich/well off (i want to focus on raising the kids), good father, tall, loyal, relatively intelligent, honest, >>76931611that's a bummer but i would probably stay with him. assuming he has a lot of money and that he would help me with it, i would open some sort of educational facility to help mentor young people (school?). i would probably work with my psych professor on it. i was in a career where i was an apprentice, so maybe also that because of the same mentor-apprentice dynamic where you help grow someone. >>76931623liars. 100% liars. i would accept an outspoken brutally honest asshole before any nice sounding liar. i cant trust someone who's not real. i had a guy take me out and i found out he lied about his age, a few other small things that didn't matter. biggest red flag of my life. >>76931633thanks, i try. interest in psych helps but i still have my silly moments.